Prepare your bodies (read: slip into a nude bedazzled onesie and grab the nearest green snake), it looks like Britney Spears is coming to a casino near you after all!

Godney is in negotiations to headline a Las Vegas show for upwards of 100 million dollars (pshhh, child's play), and despite the fact that her rumored stint at Caesars Palace is an official no-go, it looks like Sin City is welcoming Brit-Brit with open arms! At least, according to girlfriend's conversations with her dog's fake Twitter handle... (that sounded less crazy in our heads.)

"Mommy, are dogs allowed to gamble in vegas? Gonna cash all my bones in for chips," Hannah Spears (aka Britney's Bitch) tweeted to her queen, to which Brit replied "I don't think so honey #VivaLasVegas :)"

First of all, we love the fact that Britney communicates with some random stranger who pretends to be her puppy. Glorious. But does her sweet tweet mean what we think it means? Because we think it means that Britney is un-officially confirming her Las Vegas residency, y’all!

Somewhere, Celine Dion is crying. Her heart will not go on.

Source: Twitter / Twitter