Top 10 Quotes From X Factor 2012 Auditions, Week 3: "I Didn't Quite Get The Chill Bumps That I Wanted"

You guys, Britney Spears is stronger than yesterday. Her loneliness ain't killing her no more. Which is why she spends most of her time on The X Factor destroying the hopes and dreams of mere mortals while flipping her weave, simultaneously destroying Demi Lovato's weave in the process. In other news, we've rounded up the top 10 quotes from this week's round of auditions!

Also, someone please wake up L.A. Reid. He seems to have passed out while bopping his head again.

10. A member of our new favorite band, Original Greek, pumps himself up: "THIS IS SPARTA."
Yes, and Britney is going to shiv you all.

9. Someone asks Britney what she needs, Britney answers: "A tiara."
Bow, everyone.

8. Britney reacts to the concept of sharing a room: "Ahahahaha."
How quaint and folksy!  

7. Arin Ray introduces himself: "I am sixteen going on seventeen."
The hills are alive with the sound jazz-hands.

6. Amed and Symphony declare their love: "We wake up and stare into each other's eyes for about fifteen or twenty minutes."
Pretty much our relationship with Britney Spears posters from the ‘90s.

5. Simon crushes a middle-aged sailor's chance at fame: "If they ever remake the film [Titanic], you can replace the iceberg. Just sing the song and down it goes."
Great, now we're crying. Our hearts will go on, Leo.

4. Britney ruins another life: "I just don't think singing is for you."
This is a compliment. You're welcome, random hopeful.

3. L.A. disrespects Sophie Tweeds-Simmons: "I didn't quite get the chill bumps that I wanted to get from you."
The chill bumps, you guys. The chill bumps.

2. Britney compliments Dina Jane: "I felt like I had a connection to you."
Britney is feeling things. Everyone listen!

1. Simon crosses boundaries: "Why are you wearing the hat? Take it off."
Stop telling women to remove their clothes, Simon.