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Did you spend all day missing Khloe Kardashian and her alternate personality Khlo-Money? So did we. Luckily, she once again graced us with her statuesque presence during X Factor's "Songs of the Divas" results show, and we've come away from the experience even more blazed up on Simon's chest hair fumes than usual. In other news, everyone was extremely LOLzy tonight, and we've rounded up the top 10 quotes of the evening!

10. Tate speaks to his wife us: "I love you."
OMG Tate, stop hitting on us.

9. Simon mispronounces Mario's name: "Well, the reason we have a sing off, Murio...."
Does no one know how to say this dude's name? It's pronounce Amario.

8. Khloe greets Taylor Swift: "Great jooooobbbb!"
Tay-Tay can probably retire now.

7. Khloe tries to make conversation with Taylor Swift: "Now you have been a young star."
Um....she continues to be a young star.

6. Beatrice states the obvious: "That's why we love Britney, 'cause she's the best."
We could hear the fear in her voice as she said this.

5.Tate comforts CeCe: "If you ever, ever need anyone I'm more than happy to be here for you."
Did Tate just become CeCe's dad? #blessed

4. Khloe updates us: "The other two acts will have to sing for survival. And nobody wants to do that."
Thanks, girl.

3. Mario puts Demi in her place: "Demi, these are people's careers and lives we're dealing with here."
Emphasis on lives.

2. Khloe gives us some advice: "Be nice. The golden rule."
We officially have a new spiritual leader / guru.

1. Mario tries his hand at math, fails: "There's less than one third of one percent between them. That's like...that's like..."
Find the answer in your dimples, Mario. They will show you the way.

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