Here's a well curated promo for tonight's X Factor. We're in the judge's "homes," so it's kinda like Cribs but with lots of wannabees instead of just a single whowasthat? 

 

Cribs = Whoomp, there is was. 

Judges Homes = It's all ahead of me!

 

Beaches! Landscaping! All Singing! All Dancing! Follies! The highest of hi-jinks! This one has it all!  I'm talking crooning. I'm talking belting! Swooning! Skipping! Smiling!

Do + Not Miss = Do Not Miss!