Wait, what? You guys. It’s Wednesday and there IS NO X FACTOR ON TONIGHT! And yes, we can answer your next question. We do feel empty.

Without the nail-biting, heart-racing anxiety of watching the boxing match between Carly Rose Sonenclar and Tate Stevens (and Fifth Harmony too, we guess), we have to wonder if Christmas EVEN HAPPENED. After all, all we wanted for Christmas was for Carly Rose to sing that Mariah Carey song again (what’s it called? “All I Need for Hannukah” or something, right?).

So, where does that leave us? We’re going to rent New Year’s Eve or something, and think about which of the ladies in the movie CeCe Frey should play. We’re thinking Ashton Kutcher.