Jason Brock

For everyone who went to elementary school in America, you know that popularity is the number-one most important thing in the WHOLE WORLD! Okay, so not really, but when it comes to Planet X Factor, how many votes you get matters more than everything.

So, how did things come out in the end? Here’s how it went down:

1. Tate Stevens
2. Carly Rose Sonenclar
3. Fifth Harmony
4. Emblem3
5. ...

Have you had time to sew giant flowers onto all your blazer lapels since Jason Brock went home on this week’s X Factor? Somebody has to represent, after all, and all our clothes are being sewn into exact replicas of Britney’s crop tops, with a twist inspired by Demi’s eyebrows. While you sew, catch up on your reading. Just be careful of the pricks (no, we’re not...

Welcome to The X Factor's live results show, aka the most emotional night of our week. We plan to spend the evening shaking, crying, analyzing Simon Cowell's tan, getting lost in Mario Lopez's dimples, working on our portrait of Britney Spears (which looks a little something like this, but more rainbows), and rounding up these quotes. Enjoy!

10. Mario checks out Lea Michele: "Looking...

We are mid-decompression from the incredibly stressful live results X Factor show. One Direction is soothing us via the cardboard cut-out that's currently cutting up our arms while we hug it. But nothing could have prepared us for this. CeCe Frey ended up on the bottom thanks to some sub-par song choices and performances, but it was ultimately Jason Brock who went home...