Watch: Harry Styles Gets Hit in the Groin on Stage in Glasgow

If you’ve ever wished you could have One Direction star Harry Styles’s babies someday, this video may devastate you. During a performance in Glasgow, Scotland, an overzealous fan threw her shoes at the pop star, one of which hit him square in the family jewels!

After collapsing to the ground and clutching his groin, Harry thankfully jumped right to his feet and seems to be doing okay. Phew! Seriously, Directioners, hurling projectiles isn’t the best way to connect with your idols.